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shit stories
2002-11-09

i wrote an entry for today at like one this afternoon but silly diaryland ate it. grrr.

that's ok. i suppose that i can forgive diaryland for doing such a thing.

yes, i know link 7 doesn't work. im getting to it.

feeling much much much better today. ive eaten and not thrown up or wanted to throw up. i even decided to go work out this evening. that was good. i made myself dinner and even dessert which i will have once roommate and her friend come back with a movie from blockbuster. im sure that it will be an absolutely terrible movie, but since i was way too lazy to go a long and help pick it up, i can't really complain now can i?

i made an apple crisp by the way.

had a hella good time today talking about shit. you know, everyone has a shit story.

mine is as follows: when I worked at the mart i worked in layaway next to the bathrooms. part of my job was to actually check the bathrooms, just to make sure no one was, erm abusing them. well, hell, i never had to use the customer restrooms, so why did i care what they looked/smelled like. well one day, i did notice that the men's room did have a nasty smell eminating from it. but again, i didn't give a shit. =) so i go about my day, not really caring and by the time the my shift is winding down, the bathroom really reeks. im sitting down, and i hear a customer go in. "OH MERCY!!!!!!!!," echoes from the men's room. the dude comes out and tells me that there is something seriously wrong in there. so i page a cart boy back to layaway and ask him to go in there and tell me what's up. he comes out, dry heaving and twitching and the only thing he can say is, "whoever did that was... diseased." well, he wasn't going to clean it up. and so, this woman who'd been working at the mart for a gazillion years at least, tells me that she and i are going to go in there and take care of it. well, we open the door and our eyes start watering. the smell is overwhelming and i start gagging. she drags me in there and some asshole =) has blasted one of the toilets and the floor green with shit. the toilet is overflowing with paper and the smell was so bad. we hauled ass to door. we saw it was five, called a manager, and got the hell outta there.

if you have any interesting shit stories, please let me know.

anything else happen today.... i have no idea? im just too tickled.

 

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